CALB

OED.

CALB: accr;

a CALB is a ….

Corrosive Anal Lying Berk.
Called Avast Little Britain
Come Augment Liverpudlian’sBurials
Condemning Aberdeen’s Loyal Boys.

Conflict Against Lashka Gar Bullies
Coming Across Limp Bodies
Combating Al-Amarahs Lunatic Bishops
Camouflaged Against Luxury Baghdad
Castles. Americans Loving Bullets.

Callow Arabs Learned Bloody
Cavalry Attacks Lacerated Burning
Corpses & Although Legions Battled
Caliphate Anarchy Loomed. Blaspheming
Cretins Added Loose Bluff.

Candid Arguments Lacked Boom
Cabinets Analysis Lingered Bleak
Can’t Anyone Look Back?
Caused Absolutely Limitlessly By
Charles Antony Linton Blair the
Corrosive Anal Lying Berk.