Yank the Plank

Boot or trunk
Afterburn or Reheat
Waterboard or biscuit dunk?
In metres as opposed to feet

Silence or suppress?
Subtle olde world whisper or decadent stateside screams
Careful precedence or shambolic banking mess
Would you chant for city, or build a field of dreams?

Thomas Hamilton or the Washington sniper?
Our was nasty his victims had nappy rash
In the end yours required a diaper
But you’d have given Malvo the needle, just for dealing hash.

Fins or Flippers
Two fingers or one
Pancakes or Kippers
Ronnie `n` Reggie or a fat eyetie Don?

Bonnet or Hood
Pavement or sidewalk
They’d escape if they could
But you wont hear the poorest talk
On either disposable mobiles or cosmetic cell
Fortunes claimed from deep under a swell north sea,
Or nodded by a donkey from deep dark Texan well

Faggot or Queer
Sweets or Candy
Stonewalls lessons fully absorbed over here
McCarthyism today sure would come in handy
Are you an Islam or an in god we trust?
What’s that ya say sport?
Iraq or bust!